zany's awwsum [\m/] reviews......

i,The essentially awwsum ZaNy, shall, from this moment forth, review all things reviewable.....books....movies......train journeys....tv series....bus journeys....union strikes.....elections....ship journeys.....text messages....!!!!

and why is my review worth ur less imaginative self's brain burn ?????[ yeah....sometyms i do sound like sheldon cooper dont i???]......simple !! im AWWSUMMM.......
[disclaimer- my opinion......my OPINION......]

WANTED:
*ing-salman khan,ayesha takia

sometimes a man needs to take time out.....for his own good....to sit down calmly....in a dimly lit room....switch on his ipod...or mp3 player...or the radio channel which plays soft music.....and think deeply....retrospect....about the life that has passed,about the opportunities lost,about the mistakes made..in his lifetime...

why am i sounding so moodzillic ?? well...because time wasted....is intellect wasted.....is wealth wasted.....a travesty to the national intellectual growth....to the great indian dream....

and funding this completely despicable conspiracy to shake the very foundations on which the great structures of the assiduously built indian dream of complete development which,in full terms,shall redeem the pledge and beautify the tryst with destiny, are wealthy and powerful men like boney kapoor[who produced this movie] and salman khan[who cannot for a rice puddings worth be a good actor in my awwsumm opinion]......

WANTED, my dear friends, is a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.........it is utter nonsense.....sheer tomfoolery......a no brainer.....


people who say that wanted is an excellent movie and it deserves 4 stars in review are suffering DELUSION.........

in plain words it SUCKS.....haaack thoo!!!!

the original,in telugu, was no better either.....so no marks to the script writer here....

people.....get a reality check....however muscular ur hero may be.....he cannot, for the life of him ,throw up a tool box and its contents in air....suspend them in some time-space pandemonium creation thing....in mid air !!! and kick the contents, after due selection, at a target.....[the poor target later gets his head's shape carved on a garage shutter and walks away unharmed.....[:-O]...]


and why did i watch it u ask me??? interesting story.....u see i was fully confident that salman khan khan't[hee hee....that was a joke....khant =cant....get it???....oooo get on with it u ask me.....harrumph....wheres ur sense of humour ??] have fans in warangal....

I WAS WRONG.....the legendary ZaNy.....wrong !!!!


tickets were sold out for 4 days......in WARANGAL.......


my ego was hurt bad.....i was force fed JOSH [telugu movie.....] when i wanted the wanted dish.....and smarting with burnt pride i sulked into the theatre after 5 days of release[yes.....twice....i missed out on tickets TWICE].....only to be mollified.....and terrified of salman khan

there is no plot.....the humor is sub standard......the action sequences put sunny deol movies to shame.....the lead female actor doesn't need to act....

the only bright spot is prakash raj's quirky role.....which inspite of being evil makes u smile inwards....



THIS MOVIE's A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.............






ZaNy sez: no stars.......





salman's fans......BRING IT ON !!!!!