29th august was ritesh's[...ritz.....] birthday......and though i could not get back on tym to give him a proper treat a la new men's hostel-2 ,kakatiya medical college, warangal
[where they kinda kick ur butt silly until u roll over n cry like a wuss on ur"happy" birthday.....tis kinda barbaric.....but rather fun for the kicker...cuz the kicker can let out his year old frustration on the kicked in a moment of legitimate madness.... ]
.......i did ZaNy him wid mah ZaNy smses......
now ritz is a guy wid a sense of humor......and dats the reason why i've unabashedly sent him those worthless pieces of literature.....
pls dont try this on ur frndz......
"When the sun shines today,it'll shine for you
Today cows n bulls shall call for you MOOOOOOO.....
Kaiku bole toh aaj din hai aisa,
Ek bottle khushboodaar ittar jaisa
Aaj din hai suhana par pehli taareeq nahi,
Aaj hai 29th august....bhool gaye kahin?
Ritz,ur birthday today is a day most special
Like eating biryanis a pleasure not a hassle
My feelings are true but the poem's a farce
The next rhyming word is the gaali ar_e
So gutargu gutargu chali teri scooter
Jiske engine me tha ek kabootar
Kabootar said ishq samandar dil ke andar
YE SHAYARI PADHNA BAND KAR B4 UR SANITY IT DOES PLUNDER !!!!!!"
this was sent at 0000 hrs.....
the next day ritz replied with a ZaNy poem of his own........and wanted some more kabootar in scooter poems.....but im no ghalib.....im zaleel......
"Iss zaleel shayar ku karo maaf
Basically dimaag hai saaf
Ab nikalegi only galeez limericks
Jise main kehta hoo 'zanyricks'
Engine me kal tha kabootar aaj hai haathi
Today no poems my dear saathi
Suraj nikale from direction EAST
Sunny D's hand weighs dhaai kilos at least !!
Kal tha ghalib aaj mat rakh any aasha.....
So jaa warna chadegi ZaNyrick se nashaa...."
sent at 0005 hrs next day........
Ritz my mahn....u raaak.....just like the raaaak of gibraltar.....i salute ur sense of humour and forbearance.......coz the readers of this post certainly have turned ape......
-thus spake ZaNy-
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LOL!
ReplyDeleteRosesh of Sarabhai Vs. Sarabhai will get a complex.. :P
yeah....i kinda modelled it on him....splly the kabootar part....[:)].....
ReplyDeletehaha...mast likha paandu...ritz gav u equally powerful blow...haha...\m/...gutargu gutargu...
ReplyDeleteMy friend and your friend survived ur bday POEMS..must say...Really tough they are...:)
ReplyDeleteboy, hope they don't make u administrator of hell, some will die laughing, some crying
ReplyDeletewow ! nice one !
ReplyDeleteactually it can b one of d argument in one of d competitive xam ! .... such a difficult ..nonplus weird verse to glare at :o ... would have taken merely a mnth to get such database !
even if one try he is on the path of eroding his flesh present !
rofl ..... waah sher khan .... tu hai mahaan
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