ZaNy n the crank caller....nono crank texter......

there are moments in life where you marvel at the progress the human kind has made intellectually.....in the last thirty years we have witnessed a paradigm shift from the print to the electronic....from the written to the typed....to the texted....

but for every PROgress there is a CONgress.....[he he....naughty...].....for every peak there is a valley......and technology also has its downside....specially when the wielder of the instruments lags.....in the division of grey matter.....

now i respect lovers....considering that they [most of them] move against the norms of a PRUDENT society....and follow the path where their heart drives them...but what confuses me is the lack of direction and sense.the youthful who want loving and cannot get enough of it should channel their energies positively.

only the day before i received a text message from an unknown number...it was a pretty gud line....but the direction was wrong....it wud have interested a girl......it went like

" everything's beautiful when u r here,

when ur not theres nothing but fear...

come to me oh dear one of mine....

and the life will pass on all too fine...."

[a bad version of "tum ho toh " from rock on ! dont u think ???]

my inward reaction was similar to yours dear reader......confused and irritated at the same time....

my reply was,"dats fine...but who the hell are you ???"

pat came a text,"i wanna make frndshp wid you.....my frnd gave me ths number....i heard u are v.beautiful..."

that was the final straw...and i decided ZaNy just gotta take this situation over

[texting]

ZaNy: ok buddy.u gt wrng idea.u lukn fr a gurlfrds my guess.u barkn up wrng tree.im ZaNy

THE PEST: all gals avoid like ths by telln wrng name.dnt wry my names salim.im frm hyd.i study in XXX engg coll.3rd yr.

ZaNY: oi !! gender confused.....i aint whom ur lukn for.

dat pest was insistd and sent another hindi song-poem thing.....and sent ZaNy barking with rage.....

ZaNy's reply-

"lead me to the rock that is higher than I,

show me the bird that flies higher than the sky...

in agony and pain thrashed out the robin so red ....

this is ZaNy texting,understand u numbhead ??!!

take me to the king of utopia, for i hear

even in his prosperity, lives a daming fear

my question arises from not self doubt....

this is ZaNy texting, try to get it u lout !!!!!"

next text reply from the pest :

"Im sry yaar....I apolgs......I guess d guy who promsd me a galfrnd jst gav me sm randm numbr........btw....i did not undrstnd a singl word wat u said....sry agn

tc cya"

and the poet won without a sword.......