the song of the bad poet......

Indeed....the title is true to the content this time...what i write here is in my opinion one of the worst poems ever written....by the ZaNiEsT of them all [confirmed by a search engine better than google..........the mirror on the wall !!!]




DISCLAIMER: meant only to bug n irritate....and perhaps bring a smile.....
I'm not responsible for ur side effects.......






I'm not a person whose moods seasons like change,
I'm cheerful, zealous, unplanned and strange....

But then every now and then I do feel strangely "poetic",
Being the terrible poet always end up making up a LIMERIC

I'm a bad poet,a pariah, a person facing odium of legend...
Of dogmatic, of "liberalists" and of those hath transcend....

And so my friends, listen i do, to songs,poems and verses
Of legends who give wings to pigs and kiss frogs with curses


I use poetic liberties like communists use the red....
Quatrains don't come to me like loopholes come to a lawyer's head.....

I fail miserably when i attempt ballads that speaketh of lady love...
My style earns none for me, it collects only vegetables for the stove !!

Even plagiarizing does not seem to impact my critics who bet.....
The copied are worse than thou....success even here you've not met !!

Their screams and wails shatter glasses and shudder a strong mind....
My readers art goners I declare, for my works are not lemons only rind

Ladies and gentlemen i do confess, I'm a bad poet a terrible one...
But I'm confounded with one thought still ragging about like a pun.....

How did thou o wise reader manage to read down till here....
This poem's a sham and at your plight i grin ear to ear !!!!!!!!