hyderabadi forever..............

ekkees saal se hyderabad me hun.....tum logan meri izzat nikalrrein maaki kirkirri ???!!!







how much i love the slang......the lingo.....the laidback "chalta hai re bhai....."...the lite mamas....the BIRRYAANI....laad bazaar...haleem....charminar....golconda......IT hub.....metro....my home rox mates...!!!!!








somebody wid a jhakaas sense of humour wrote this bout us hyderabadis......n i cudn't secretly help but smile.....read on if ur a true hyderabadi....
and to the creator of dis un....whoever u are...... "kya toh bhi hai yaaro tum....naam badha rrein humaare hydrabaad ki...!!"







> 1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A- 43 (New MCH number
> 56-678/4A/B- 22), while you actually live in the second house beside
> zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.
>
> 2. You [ladieeej] end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre
> workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science
> show or an automobile convention.[not to forget the numaiish]
>
> 3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves
> Chinese delicacies such as " Vegetable soft needles", "Navrotten
> Kurma", "Chicken Manchewurea" or "American Chompsee".
>
> 4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody asks you for
> directions,whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or
> Moosapet.
>
> 5. You come across tailors sporting the board: 'Immidiot delivery in
> two days onli'.
>
> 6.You can speak Hindi, Urdu, hyderabadi hinglish, except Telugu, fluently.
>
> 7. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel custard.
>
> 8. You have at least one Srinivas, Prasad, Raju, Rao or Venkatesh
> within six square feet. OR you have at least one cousin, friend,
> colleague or acquaintance with these names.
>
> 9. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in
> the US in the software biz.
>
> 10. Every time somebody gives you a piece of good news, the first
> thing you ask them is 'Party kab hain ?'
>
> 11. Refer to any past as 'parso', be it yesterday or long before three
> hundred years.
>
> 12. You call 11 AM as subah subah.
>
> 13. You label your boss as 'Dimakh Kharab'
>
> 14. And it doesn't matter where in the "Gulf/middle east" you are
> leaving you always tell you are going to "Dubai ".
>
> 15. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.
>
> 16. You look at the fixed price stand and still ask 'dene ka bolo'
>
> 17. If you do not eat rice at least once a day you will die.(Nothing
> other than Rice is considered as a meal)
>
> 18. You feel offended by someone looking at you (Kaiku ghoor raa rrei?)
>
>
> 19. You can say the typical "Light le le baap/mama/chicha" and be cool without
> analyzing what the situation is.
>
> 20. You feel its legal and your Nizami birth right to show your hand
> and stop the traffic (better than a traffic police) while you cross
> the road whenever and wherever you like.
>
> 21. You can hang out in a Irani cafe the whole day after ordering one
> cup tea and a empty saucer for yourself and your dear friend and you
> chat like thats the last day with each other.
>
> 22. You eat biryaani from madina/niagra/paradise/bawarchi atleast once in a month
>
> 23. You go to the Petrol Bunk and say "Panch Point Single Oil maaro
> yaaro" and hand over 15 bucks.
>
> 24. You can relate the words 'Nakko', 'Hou' 'Kaiku' ,'hallu' and make
> these the integral part of your vocabulary.
>
> 25. You tell your friend that you will 'just come back' ("abbhi aathu
> mein") and your friend knows that either you will take a couple of
> hours or not come back at all.
>
>
> 26. You are reading this and secretly admitting that you are, after
> all, a true blue Hyderabadi......